Fuck You Melbourne 'Thugs'

I figured it was about time to finally write a blog with an actual topic, so I went to read the paper and, as usual, I skip to my favourite section, 'Your Say' which is all the letters and emails and what not that people write in to the Herald Sun.

The topic of the day seemed to be the violence in Melbourne, which has been pissing me off for a very long time. As someone who couldn't fend off a four year old with a pointy stick, going to to the city is pretty much an impossibility for me. As a music lover and event goer, I enjoy going to see the bands I love, and going to things at fed square and Melbourne Showgrounds and the Exhibition Centre.

To my dismay, mother also knows that I have not the ability to hold back a toddler with a hammer, so she never lets me anywhere near the city, due to the fact that she hears all these things about violence and bashings and what not in the city areas.

So to all you who think that they are tougher than the guy writing in a pool of his own blood while you hold a smashed bottle of beer in your hand, FUCK OFF! Your penis is an average size, and you will always be less superior than the rich, just like the fucking rest of us. Let me look like an 'emo', and get a new insult.

'til next time.
Matt